I love being alone
I just hate FEELING alone
Do you get me?
Like I love being by myself but like when I find a funny joke I like to have someone to text about it
FINALLY! Life hacks I can actually use! =P
Also whoever thought of this is my hero.
Arrow Season 3 SDCC Sneak Peek (x)
"A man cannot live by two names. And what does that mean? In your case? I believe it means not having any choice."
i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven
UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY
because the dRUgS NevER WoRK
thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk
CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN
THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED
[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]
ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE
[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]
me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD